Quotation Aficionados Mugs

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'I inherited therefore I am'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Interpretations, please.

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."