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"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Stanley's grant to find Livingstone concludes sucessfully: 'Dr Livingstone, I presume...'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Censorship.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

X-RAY

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Bad Career Move

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Censorship is killing free society.

Karine Jean-Pierre

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"