Quotation Enthusiast Gifts

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Stanley's grant to find Livingstone concludes sucessfully: 'Dr Livingstone, I presume...'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

X-RAY

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Rutger Shower

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Bad Career Move

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Censorship is killing free society.

Karine Jean-Pierre

'I inherited therefore I am'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Lady mimics The Scream.