Lover Of Quotes Gifts

Optimists think the future will pay for what we owe the past.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

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A pretention of playwrights

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

Karine Jean-Pierre

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

G.K. Chesterton.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

Reflection greeting cards.

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"