Classic Quotes Gifts

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Macbeth: Take Two

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'You can't fool all of the people all of the time...not on our advertising budget.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Language of politics.

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

Inanimate Mom-isms...