Classic Quoter Gifts

"Join the Information Age? Yeah, right. I can't remember the information I already have."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Macbeth: Take Two

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"You've got termites."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Not as easy as it looks?"

Tom Cotton

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

The Life of the Party

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

"Just say what you have to say, Harwell, and get out."