Quote Quoter Gifts

"Just say what you have to say, Harwell, and get out."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Shakespeare Street

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Larry's Literary Market

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Plant Parenthood...

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'