Quotes Gifts

"E.T. Stay home.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'

Cliffhangers

SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

Language of politics.

Historical memory is on life support.

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

'In closing, I'd like to quote the incomparable Jimi Hendrix.'

Statesman, Leader, Author of the Term 'All's Fair in Love and War and Politics'.

Bernard Baruch: 'To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

'Thomas Edison said ‘Genius is 10 inspiration and 90 perspiration,' and he probably invented deodorant, too.'

Making Mountains out of Molehills

"OK, Miss Wilson - show in the Revenue."

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

Death and Taxes

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Neither a borrower or a lender be. Out, damned spot I say! He was no good in customer service. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And he mixed-up flowers as a florist. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He tried to hid these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office. You need to be more specific about your work history --- You

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"As Spider-Man says, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'"

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

Son, when life gives you to someone, run, because it's not going to end well. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-04-04).

He's not much of a philosopher

When one door closes another one opens. It sounds like's been playing that video game again.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."