Classic Quoter Prints

"Join the Information Age? Yeah, right. I can't remember the information I already have."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Plant Parenthood...

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"You've got termites."

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Not as easy as it looks?"

Tom Cotton

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'

The Life of the Party

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???