Classic Film Quoter Gifts

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Solar Frankenstein

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Macbeth: Take Two

I'm Spartacus.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How was prom?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Marilyn Ghost

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I could have had a V-8!'

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."