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As Dumb as Dirt?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Centaur Forward

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

Eurydice in Elysium

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

And it goes without saying that...

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'