Adage Lover Gifts

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

As Dumb as Dirt?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Centaur Forward

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Son, when life gives you to someone, run, because it's not going to end well. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-04-04).

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

Eurydice in Elysium

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

And it goes without saying that...

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner