Biblical Phrases Lover Gifts

"Nothing too serious - your rotator cuff runneth over."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Centaur Forward

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Out of control

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Adam and Eve Arrested

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Dangling Carrots

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'That looks tempting.'

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."