Latin Name Lover Gifts

"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"OMG, LOL!"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Centaur Forward

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Elephant and Castle

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Happy Valentine!

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

Freeberg

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."