Bible Parable Lover Gifts

'Verily I say unto you, the first shall be last and the last shall be first, while those in the middle will stay roughly the same.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Little Known Moments In History

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Centaur Forward

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Regifts of the Magi

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

'That looks tempting.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark