Biblical Parody Lover Gifts

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Fishing with God

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Batman O' War

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"Have your people call my people."

'Even More Disciples'