Religious Parody Lover Gifts

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants