Biblical Satire Lover Gifts

No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.

'..Wasn't I supposed to offer her an apple or something?'

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Of course, this policy will exclude flood damage."

"And there's one more - Do not covet they neighbour's Wifi."

"A little over the top with the ash and sackcloth."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Noah's Ark

"Noah, the unicorns are stirring up trouble again blaming the flood on global warming."

Apple Ready Meals.

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

'Woo-hoo! Clothes shopping here I come!'

A single man rides into Onan's Cave.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Does your hairstyle have a name? "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Fishing with God

"OMG, LOL!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."