Biblical Satire Lover Gifts

No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.

'..Wasn't I supposed to offer her an apple or something?'

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Of course, this policy will exclude flood damage."

"And there's one more - Do not covet they neighbour's Wifi."

"A little over the top with the ash and sackcloth."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Noah's Ark

"Noah, the unicorns are stirring up trouble again blaming the flood on global warming."

Apple Ready Meals.

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

A single man rides into Onan's Cave.

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Fishing with God

"OMG, LOL!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants