Bible Satire Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for the Bible satire aficionado? Our collection blends clever humor with faith-based themes, offering a range of quirky, thoughtful products. Whether it's a humorous mug or a witty print, these items are perfect for those who enjoy combining spirituality with a dash of humor. Surprise a friend or indulge yourself with our fun and respectful takes on religious themes, tailored for those who love to see the lighter side of faith.

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"Repent! Or your return on investment shall wither and there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth in Accounts Receivable."

"Repent! Or your return on investment shall wither and there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth in Accounts Receivable." mockup

"Repent! Or your return on investment shall wither and there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth in Accounts Receivable."

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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water." mockup

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork." mockup

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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Moses' Tablet

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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?' mockup

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?" mockup

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?" mockup

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS mockup

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

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The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip." mockup

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

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"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?" mockup

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible. mockup

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

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"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit." mockup

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

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"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?" mockup

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

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"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!" mockup

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses." mockup

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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"Have your people call my people." mockup

"Have your people call my people."

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'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.' mockup

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

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"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?" mockup

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

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"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck." mockup

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

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Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed! mockup

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

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Cheap Labour Countries.

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"Don't forget the screenplay."

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'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!' mockup

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

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"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ." mockup

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

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"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes." mockup

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

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Moses and the bridge.

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"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'." mockup

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

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'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!' mockup

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

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Bible Satire Aficionado Gifts Collection

Bible Satire Aficionado Mugs

Explore our range of witty and faith-inspired mugs—perfect for the Bible satire aficionado who loves a good laugh with their coffee.

Bible Satire Aficionado Pillows

Discover our humorous and faith-inspired pillows—great for adding personality and wit to their living or bedroom decor.

Bible Satire Aficionado Prints

Browse our collection of Bible satire prints—perfect for lovers of spiritual humor looking to decorate with a clever, faith-filled statement.

Bible Satire Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our clever Bible satire t-shirts—ideal for those who enjoy humorous takes on spiritual themes and want to wear their faith with a smile.