Bible Parable Lover Mugs

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Little Known Moments In History

Centaur Forward

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'That looks tempting.'

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'Do you have any coupons?'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark