Biblical Phrases Lover Mugs

"Nothing too serious - your rotator cuff runneth over."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Centaur Forward

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Out of control

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Adam and Eve Arrested

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Dangling Carrots

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'That looks tempting.'

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."