Biblical Allegory Lover Gifts

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Regifts of the Magi

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Nemesisyphus"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'That looks tempting.'

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Metaphors.

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"Well, it's either this or you hang out with that guy forever."