Biblical Allegory Lover T-Shirts

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Nemesisyphus"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'That looks tempting.'

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Metaphors.

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

"Well, it's either this or you hang out with that guy forever."

Money or no money, root of all evil?