Psychology Fan Gifts

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

"Believe me, you're just thinking about it too much."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Maybe it isn't me. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's gone insane.'

'You're too aggressive.'

Two gossiping women talk about someone behind her back.

Anger Management.

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

You can begin... I'm on hold.

Conditioned Response, Inc...applications: 'I'm begining to salivate just thinking about applying here.'

Echo point

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

Naked man collects his lifes baggage, from the left luggage kiosk.

'You're an ideas man Brian, I can tell just by the shape of your head.'

"Eyebrows."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Psychiatry. On second thought, I think your best bet is to continue self-deception.

My name is Genghis Khan, and I'm today's keynote speaker on anger management.

"She's a fully self-actualized cat."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'It's not that kind of depression, Sire - You can't just give everybody a happy meal.'

'Neanderthal support group'

I'm sorry, I hope we can still be friends... I'm so glad you gave me another chance!

'Now I don't have to eat alone.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Learn to express your emojis."

Repress-a-memory

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Good Cope vs. Bad Cope

"My opinion is that women are more critical of themselves than men."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."