History Of Psychology Fan Gifts

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Pavlov's Puppy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Mummy Shrink.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."