History Of Psychology Fan Gifts

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Pavlov's Puppy

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Free-Floating Anxiety

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'