Freudian Fan Gifts

Pink Freud

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"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Stop trying to psychoanalyze me when I'm trying to psychoanalyze you.'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Relax, at your age it’s quite common to be obsessed with breasts."

"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."

Dr. S. Freud. Doctor Freud, there's a group of women here to see you. What do they want?

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

The Jung and the Restless.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Freud head holding up couch.

Ego is memory times consciousness over and over again.

'Would that it were a delusion Mr Smith, would that it were!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Bowled over again!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

reincarnated worm...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Voltaire

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip