Freudian Fans Gifts

A Very Freudian Slip

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Bowled over again!

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

Pastries and Candy

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A Club Sandwitch.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Divine Desk Bins

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

YOLO vs YODO

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Currently Boston

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'