Freudian Enthusiast Gifts

"What does that one look like to you?"

Sigmund Freud, Massage Therapist

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

'I dreamed I was flying. I was flying over a statue of mother.'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Hyperactive - Thank You.

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

How world war III started.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'