Freudian Admirer Gifts

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Out To Lurch

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Dreams I have had...

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Magician Playing Golf.

Mister Oedipus.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Post-psychoanalysis

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Virginia Woolf

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Cakeless.

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

The Jung and the Restless.