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'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Out To Lurch

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Dreams I have had...

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Magician Playing Golf.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Post-psychoanalysis

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Cakeless.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Psychology 101

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

The Jung and the Restless.