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A Freudian slip...

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Post-psychoanalysis

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Super-ego Surveillance

Motorway of the Self

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Psychologist Birthdays

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

The Jung and the Restless.

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

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