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"But Narcissus, you're not allowed to choose yourself."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

The Great Leap Forward

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

'It's a chicken.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Mister Oedipus.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Super-ego Surveillance

Post-psychoanalysis

Psychologist Birthdays

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.