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"But Narcissus, you're not allowed to choose yourself."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

'It's a chicken.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Super-ego Surveillance

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Post-psychoanalysis

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."