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"I'm with the Freud squad."

Post-psychoanalysis

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Gremlins 47

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I hate frisking magicians!'