Freud Aficionado Mugs

"I'm with the Freud squad."

Post-psychoanalysis

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'