Freud Enthusiast Mugs

I've been having this ego problem...'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'This bothers you? Interesting...'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

How world war III started.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

A Freudian slip...

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'