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I've been having this ego problem...'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'This bothers you? Interesting...'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

How world war III started.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

A Freudian slip...

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"