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Id/Ego/Superego.

The Unpublished Freud

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

Freud.

Penis Envy Facility

Sigmund Freud

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Freudian slip.

Freud - ID

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child

Freudian slip

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'It's just a case of mind over mater, Mr. Thrimble.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"You'll see from the X-ray a clear presence of a Freudian-slipped disk."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Motorway of the Self

Super-ego Surveillance

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Post-psychoanalysis

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'