Freud Fan Gifts

Id/Ego/Superego.

The Unpublished Freud

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Psycho-urine-anal-ass-ist. 'Among other things, John, you're full of crap.'

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

Mister Oedipus.

Freud.

Penis Envy Facility

Sigmund Freud

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Freudian slip.

Freud - ID

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child

Freudian slip

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'It's just a case of mind over mater, Mr. Thrimble.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"You'll see from the X-ray a clear presence of a Freudian-slipped disk."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Motorway of the Self

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."