Freud Fanatic Gifts

Psychologist Birthdays

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Super-ego Surveillance

Sigmund Freud

'Is that a Freudian slip or are you exercising in my underwear on purpose?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'