Freudian Fanatics Gifts

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

Campaign for Plain English

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'