Freudian Fanatic Gifts

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

Siggy

"I'm still not clear on how my neurosis is your parents' fault."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

"He never heard of snake-handling. We've made great strides since Freud."

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'