Freud Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

From an early age Freud was fascinated with slips of the tongue.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Super-ego Surveillance

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Post-psychoanalysis

'I just think we should be together'.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Psychologist Birthdays

Existentialists In Love

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."