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"Sometimes a penis is just a penis."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Mister Oedipus.

Super-ego Surveillance

Post-psychoanalysis

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Motorway of the Self

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Psychologist Birthdays

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"You got no one to blame but yourself ??" and your mother."

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

The Jung and the Restless.

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."