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Dog at psychiatrists "Your suffering from castration envy"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

A Freudian slip...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Cow yin yang spots.

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Mister Oedipus.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Motorway of the Self

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Super-ego Surveillance

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Psychologist Birthdays

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

If there were no religion...s

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."