Freudian Thinkers Pillows

Dog at psychiatrists "Your suffering from castration envy"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Motorway of the Self

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Super-ego Surveillance

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

If there were no religion...s

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'