Freudian Scholar Pillows

"Sometimes a penis is just a penis."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Super-ego Surveillance

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Motorway of the Self

Post-psychoanalysis

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"You got no one to blame but yourself ??" and your mother."

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

The Jung and the Restless.

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

Sigmund Freud