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Id, Ego, Superego.

"You got no one to blame but yourself ??" and your mother."

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Lost World: You are Here

X-ray Psychology.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'You're no Pollock.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Brain Sunrise

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Yonder

Motorway of the Self

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'