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Personality Test - No Result

"It's all in your head."

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'I'll have three chocolate ice-cream cakes with mocha fudge sauce and an ipecac.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

X-ray Psychology.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"