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Personality Test - No Result

"It's all in your head."

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'I'll have three chocolate ice-cream cakes with mocha fudge sauce and an ipecac.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

X-ray Psychology.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."