Male Psyche Explorer T-Shirts

"Sometimes a penis is just a penis."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Island of Lost Guys.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Don't Take No For an Answer

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

This is your brain on cartoons

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'