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'Small, large or ohmigod.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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X-ray Psychology.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Island of Lost Guys.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

As Seen On TV

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"Adolescencia"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Brain Sunrise

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself